Feast your minds upon these!
All quotes listed are created by me:

"Life is full of everything you don't want"
"Life Happens, too often"
"Santa Gordo Gente!!!"
"All anyone wants is time, but they can never wait for the future"
"How much wood could a wood chuck really chuck?"
"Be there, or Be circle"
"To answer 'What time is it?' You must first answer 'What is time?'"

And I saved the best for last:

"Time is like money. I have so little and need so much..."
"A Door to the past is a key into the future"
"The only people who hate you, are the people who you hate yourself"